So, the “new” computer (a reconditioned Dell) came home tonight sort of set up like it will be eventually. It came with a 250 GB hard drive which was replaced with a 1 TB hard drive, and came with a Read/Write DVD drive and two RAM slots containing one 4 MB RAM chip (the other one was empty). We cannibalized the Read/Write DVD drive from the computer this one is replacing, as well as its 500 GB hard drive and put them in, so now the newbie has two R/W DVD drives and technically has 1500 GB of hard drive, except we cloned my “old” 500GB drive onto the 1 TB drive and have temporarily turned the smaller drive off. My old computer had two RAM slots with a 2 GB chip in each one, so we have had to order another 4 GB RAM chip to bring the new computer’s total RAM to 8 MB. In the meantime, I’m “limping along” with the 4 GB I’ve had since I got the computer this one replaces. The one whose graphics card is slowly but surely going gaga.
The new tower is half again bigger than the old one and in order to make everything fit on my desk, I had to move the internet modem and the other thingie that has to be attached to three or four different cables so that I get TiVo. They used to be on my desk, too, but there’s now no room for them. I stood on my head under my desk for half an hour putting the other UPS down behind the filing cabinet, plugging in plugs, untangling cords and otherwise sorting things out. Then I connected everything to the tower and booted the computer up. This kind of activity is known colloquially as “wrestling the octopus.” (Sometimes the octopus wins. . .)
The tower booted up just like it was supposed to, but wasn’t communicating with the mouse. (What mouse?) I finally got the mouse and computer engaged in dialogue, and tried the keyboard. The keyboard and computer were not speaking either. Switched out the USB plug of the keyboard with the USB plug of the foot pedal (which I haven’t tested yet), and they were talking again. I plugged in my Western Digital Passport, which I use as a data backup and the computer was like, “Oh, Hai!”
I launched Winamp to listen to some internet radio and discovered almost immediately that
THE SOUND VOLUME WAS SET ON “STUN.”
I was actually glad to have had to turn down the sound volume as much as I did in order for it not to rattle my root canals.
So far, so good. Next week, the RAM chip should be coming in. I’ll install it. We’ll know by then if the cloned drive is playing nicely with everything. Stay tuned.